Do you have a home full of unbent girders? Maybe you need a little help from an expert on bending, like say, Bender Bending Rodriguez. Sure, he drinks too much, smokes too much, steals too much and uses way too much salt on anything he cooks, but he can bend anything like some kind of robot programmed to bend things. Here's what we've learned by watching him in episodes of Futurama. First of all, Bending is all about attitude. If you act politely while doing it, you're definitely doing it wrong. Second, bend only the things you want to bend, otherwise you might end up spending your whole life bending girders for Suicide Booths. Lastly, you need this plus sized Bender outfit.