A Whole Lot of Law and Way Less Order You know the type. Buttoned-up, buzzcut, by-the-book—not who you’re dressing as. This Reno 911 deputy costume is for the kind of officer who misplaces their cruiser, runs in aviators at night, and somehow still makes it to the donut shop by 9:00 AM. Equal parts chaos and polyester, it’s your chance to bring the wonderfully questionable spirit of Reno’s “finest” to life. Design & Details The tan shirt buttons up the front and features RENO patches on each shoulder—because identification is important when you’re issuing warnings for jaywalking and performing interpretive dance in the station parking lot. It also includes two faux front pockets, a sewn-on badge, and four interchangeable name tags: Junior, Garcia, Jones, and Declan. So yes, you can switch identities mid-traffic stop (or snack break). The matching tan pants come with an elastic waistband for easy wear and just enough stretch to accommodate spontaneous pratfalls or lunch-induced naps in the squad car. The included black utility belt has molded holsters and accessory pouches—perfect for a toy walkie-talkie, your backup sunglasses, or your backup-backup sunglasses. Policing with Questionable Judgment Since… Always You don’t need tactical gear or military precision when you’ve got confidence, questionable morals, and this uniform. It’s built for fake citations, fake mustaches, and the very real joy of pretending to uphold the law while actually just vibing. Toss on a pair of boots, give your best squint, and start mumbling about paperwork—you’re officially on duty, and it’s probably already gone off the rails.