ID 492698444 Just $300 For The Best Parts of a Real Doll
Have you heard about the Fuck Me Silly Doll? This is a men's sex toy with a release so anticipated, that a man in Ohio ran his car into a sex shop in order to steal one (and he still hasn't been caught!). That's right, a man risked his livelyhood and his truck to score one of these sex-carcasses. Fortunately, if you want one just as badly you can pick up your own Fuck Me Silly 2 Doll right here at ShopInPrivate.com, and we'll send it to you discreetly, without any damage to your car or local adult store. It was quite a task to come up with the best headline for the Fuck Me Silly 2 Doll. What does one say about a men's sex toy that was made to simulate a woman's torso? Here are our top 10 headlines, none of which is remotely politically correct. 1. Keeps Longer In Your Closet than a Corpse 2. Totally life-Like, Except for That Whole No Arms, Legs or Head Thing 3. Because There Just Aren't Dating Sites for the Headless 4. You Can Put the Lotion on Its Skin 5. Won't Talk Back 6. World's Most Expensive Broomstick Holder 7. Easily Transforms Into Office Putt-Putt 8. Half a Woman Is Better Than No Woman At All 9. It's Completely Legal to Have Sex With This 10. Are You Detached from Reality? So Are This Thing's Legs It's safe to say we had a lot of fun with the Fuck Me Silly 2 Doll, and that's without even opening the package. This Fanta Flesh torso is firm but soft to mimic the feeling of real skin. It features 36DD breasts, and a detailed vagina and ass. Just don't turn the Fuck Me Silly Doll over; she has no back, and at that point, you MIGHT begin to suspect she's not a real woman. The Fuck Me Silly 2 Doll is over 12 pounds of T&A, for the man who prefers his women on the skinnier side. This sex toy comes with Moist Lube, Toy Cleaner, Revive Powder (It doesn't revive her. We tried.) and a DVD. The sex doll stores easily in your closet or under your bed, but we suggest a locked chest in a steel vault behind a hidden door in the basement under your basement.